If you fell in a vat of radioactive goo, what powers would you get?

Let's be honest: you've already thought about what you'd do if a freak lab accident gave you superpowers. Maybe you'd be noble. Maybe you'd immediately use it to skip lines and win arguments. No judgment. The goo doesn't discriminate — it just reacts to *you*. Answer these questions as honestly as you can (the goo knows when you're lying), and we'll reveal exactly which superpower your personality, instincts, and life choices have been building toward all along. Hope you look good in spandex.