What type of underwear are you?

Everyone's got that one drawer — the chaotic little kingdom where personality lives closest to the skin. Some of us are ride-or-die for the same style since middle school. Others rotate through moods like a very intimate mood ring. Either way, your underwear says more about you than your Spotify Wrapped ever could. So pull up a seat (and maybe do laundry first). We're about to psychoanalyze you through the lens of waistbands, fabrics, and vibes. Answer honestly — no one's checking the tag but us — and we'll tell you exactly which pair you are down to the last stitch.